The best text ever b/t my mom and I….ENJOY.
mom: hey let me hear from u. still n new orleans?
me: i don’t know…who is this…my purse and shoes were stolen and i have been punched in the face.
mom: kt don’t make me nuts! have 2 be sane.
me: (no response)
mom: kt please…
me: i’m surrounded by small animals. they are nibbling on me. can’t feel my arms.
mom: your a nutty one! u can text without feeling your arms? r the little animals texting 4 u?
me: i’m using this stick in my mouth that i found in the woods.
mom: glad your teeth are okay from the punch in the face.
