PARTY TRICKS
When I was 3 and 4 years old my sweet and “innocent” sister Libby thought it’d be fun to teach me party tricks. Party tricks being things she could convince me to do publicly when our parents had people over to the house. Given the love us Youngkin’s have to be social you can imagine the level of “tricks” I’d need to continue to entertain the masses.
Libby told me, and I quote, “they’re going to LOVE this one Bird!” So trusting my older sister I do my 4 year old entertainment stretches, throw back a pixi stick and hit the living room for the grand show.
I ran out into the middle of the living room buck naked with my parents friends mingling about. Then I proceed to play my lady part as if it were a bongo (per creative direction from Libby) and shouted said lady part loudly over and over and over until my mother so kindly ended the show.
Thanks Libby. Can’t wait to teach your kids more things!